The Internet – I used to think my family was weird. Then I got the internet.
Rednecks – Their ingenuity knows no bounds.
His Hand Is On My Knee – While he’s talking to his wife.
Don’t Stop Believing – I never started.
Traffic Signs – In Canada.
You Weak Minded Fool – She’s using an old Jedi mind trick.
Fatal Error – Windows installation failed.
Boring People – There’s no such thing. Really, they’re just a different kind of weird than you are.
Shame – Some people have none of it.
Wool Chair – I’ll stand, thank you.
One Ring To Rule Them All
I Have – The weirdest boner right now.