Ultra Body Detergent – Because you and I both know, she needs it.
Cow Wash – Only in Texas.
Flexibility – That is what your boss really wants when he says he expects you to band over backwards.
Touch It Gently – Put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep
Hand Washing – A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn’t pee on his hands.