Peta-Go Vegetarian – Just because your ads make me touch my no-no spot, doesn’t mean I’m going to stop eating yummy meat.
Thank You – For converting vegetables into bacon.
Relax Dude – It’s just a fresh tomato.
Friendship – Is like artificial fruit. It’s beautiful, until you put the bite on it.
Vegetarians – Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter.