MANLINESS – As If wearing the kilt wasn’t manly enough, let’s toss a 20 foot tall tree.
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG… – But it’s still oh so funny.
AMERICANS – We aren’t LAZY… We’re efficient.
Leave Me Alone !! – Go Die!
Stop Clubbing, Baby Seals – Once again, punctuation makes all the difference.
Insanity – You call me insane because you don’t understand me. I call you insane because purple flying dog monkeys.
Women – Because some thing just seem stupid otherwise.
Emo Kids – Oh God, why?
DARWIN’S THEORY – About to be proven once again.
Pure Stupidity – This is why the human race is doomed.
Choose Carefully – What you want to be remembered.
One Of These Things – Is not like the other.
Sun Tanning – He’s done it wrong.
Cheerleader Tryouts – Hired.