Creepy – Satan loves me, this I know For the voices tell me so!
Regret – Because it’s too late and you can’t afford a new one.
Dear Idiot – The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad had pulled out.
Thinking Is For The Weak !
Foolishness – Still want to take that smoke break?
Internet Dating Tip #2 – Even though you are only seeing stars, sometimes there is a lot of sh*t behind a cute smile, that, my
Jeep-Ortunities – Driving over something, just because you can.
My Daughters Date – Suddenly I Miss The Days She Liked Justin Bieber.
You’re So Stupid – There’s no bus short enough for you.
Madness – Is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
Keep U.S. $$$ In The U.S.A. – Proving once again that you may be-able to fix the economy. But you still can’t fix stupid.
Spider-Man – Looks like the only thing he has been fighting lately is the urge to get off the couch.
Happy Meal New Gift – Free colonoscopy. I’m lovin it.
Baby With A Shotgun – Just try to take my candy dirt bag.
Sorry Timmy – Put your helmet back on and get back in the car.
How High Are You ? – “No, Officer… Its ‘Hi, How Are You?”
Education – Knowing how to fly is good. Knowing how to land is better.
Foot-lock – Don’t try this at home.
Moron – Like a regular stupid person just with more on.
Rednecks – You will spot them anywhere.
Duct Tape – Helping out with stupidity since 1942.
Boating 101 – Car stays on the shore. Boat goes into water.
Drunk Driving – Save time to your family.
Reverse Biking – Like regular biking, except the bike rides your a**
Felony Stupid – America’s most wanted, worst addicted serial tattoo moron.
Neighbors – Wait till you see what the one to your south did to your wife who was parking her car on his lawn.