Baseball – The sport that brings us the phrases “sliding into home”, “foul ball”, “sacrifice fly” and “the 7th inning stretch”
Parallel Parking – Women will never get it right if men keep telling them this is 10 inches.
BOBBY PETRINO – Giving jobs to deserving intellectually challenged candidates since 2008.
You Suck – No matter how well you perform, when the crowd starts chanting your name, you can’t help but be reminded.