The Internet – I used to think my family was weird. Then I got the internet.
Why Do Men Find It Difficult – To make eye contact, breast don’t have eyes.
What A Beautiful Girls, What Are Your Names? – Mine is “Good bye” and hers is “Get lost”.
Women – They don’t think we can do even the simplest of tasks. Yet they trust us to be able to read their mind.
An Old Chinese Proverb Says: If you don’t know what to say, tell an old Chinese proverb.
Telepathy – I am reading your mind right now… Your are not thinking about my smile.
Smiles – Always give a smile to your enemies. It will distract them while you poison their drink.
Smile And Whole World Smiles With You – And you wonder “what’s so funny?” And then you realize that they’re looking at you, kid.
Al Capone – A smile will get you pretty far, but a smile and a gun will get you farther.