Leaving a Tip – Like a boss.
Thwarted – By a piece of cheap plastic. Am I really from the same species as Einstein, Tesla and Newton?
Massage for Mother In Law – The keys from basement are in the vestibule, hanging on a nail…
Come On In! – I always have time for Jehovah’s Witnesses. Here, have a seat. Why don’t you start at the very beginning?
Giving Opinions – Is like a bad habit, you know you shouldn’t but you just really want to.
Opportunist – The one who drinks, while the optimist, the pessimist and the realist are arguing.
Consumerism – We buy stuff we don’t need, with money that we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.