Airbags – Two are always better then one.
Summer – When the sun comes a knocking the clothes go a flocking.
Cosplay Cleavage – What else do you go to cons for?
Sakuya – Just because she’s a maid, doesn’t mean she can’t be hawt.
Barbie Doll – Now available in full size. Now available in full size
Why Bother With A Caption – You aren’t going to read it anyway.
Honey, That Suit Is Perfect – I was worried it might be too big on you.
Hand-Drawn Picture – Your hands are drawn to it, are they not?
Blonde Fishing – The way to a mans heart is thru his fly.
Assistance – For no man can strive alone.
Massages – Some people just can’t appreciate how glorious they can be.
Snoring – It just never looked so damned sexy.
Jessica Rabbit – Reality beats fiction.
Breeding – You can’t expect much when you send kids out without a proper education.
Shimapan – The most holy creation of the Gods.
Anime Variety – No one goes to f**king Baskin-Robbins for just f**king vanilla.
Boy Toy – When you get bored of Legos.
Yuyuko – She eats so much so that she can fill her own meat buns.
Nerd Girls – Sexy yet staying below most guys radar.
Butter face Effect – Every time a girl with awesome boobage smiles, there’s a Chihaya out there crying.
Impulsive Relationship – Family planning is for nerds.
Your Girlfriend Is Hot – Too bad her last name is JPEG.
China Dress – No matter what you’re figure it”ll make you look sexy.
Pics – Or it didn’t happen.
Superspies – I guess this is what they mean by hide in plain sight?
You Do The Hokie Pokie – And you turn yourself around that’s what it’s all about.