Bullet Proof Glass – When the faith in God is not enough.
Dual Wielding – Is not possible until you are a level 20 Cleric… sorry Father.
Let’s Pray For The Poor – In our expensive car.
Jehovah’s Witness Deterrent – Have you heard the good word, I think you won’t hear that anytime soon anymore.
Amish Grand Prix Race – Final preparations in pit-stop.
South End Baptist Church – Whoever is praying for snow, please stop!
Back To School – Father knows best.
A Good Baptism – Always has to be celebrated in a good church.
Choose The Amish Girl – She doesn’t expect you to call latter.
Take Care Of Your Body – Your soul is immortal anyways.
Back To School – Catholic school girls demure and always ready to show reverence.
Life’s Mysteries – I’m a Christian. But I came 1st in my science class at school. Talk about mixed emotions.
Just Give In – The moment one compromises their morals, is the time when one learns what it is like, to be successful in life.
The New Testament – The book of Itsnotfair. Chapters 14-18 Found after 2000 years.
Satisfied – The day I realized I was God was when I was praying to him, and realized i was talking to myself.
Selling A Product – People criticize me because i don’t believe in God. But they forget that they’re the ones who keep telling me about
And Then… The Haterpillar turned into a beautiful Haterfly.
The Holy Bible – “No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.”
Confession – Father… I’ve sinned, I’ve tricked a jew… My son, that isn’t a sin, it’s a miracle…
The Penguin – She will not take your filthy stolen money.
My Sole Purpose – In this life time is to be a bad example…
I Have The Body Of A God – Or at least a fat and happy Buddha …
Catholic Condoms – In case the picture of Jesus on the nightstand doesn’t break the deal.
Good Sermon – Should be like a woman’s skirt; Short enough to rouse interest… Long enough to cover the essentials.
I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GOD – It’s his fan club I can’t stand.
RELIGION – God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?