This Is Funny – Because it’s not mine.
Functionality – There’s a time where you have to wonder what the point is.
Perspective – You say I am addicted, I say I am committed.
Self Esteem – Now don’t you feel better about yourself already?
I Didn’t Expect That – But then again no one ever does.
Futility – All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.
No Your Face Is Beautiful – But I think you should really consider double bagging that personality.