Crowd Surfing – You’re doing it right!
Aspirations – She wanted to be famous when she grew up. Be careful what you wish for.
Meanwhile In A Parallel Universe – Dr. Sheldon Cooper and Penny.
Humans – The only species trying to make itself obsolete.
This Picture – Will make you Yawn.
Dumb People Quiz – Don’t press the red button. Ready set.. go!
Dear Rich Bastard – Unless you have a bookshelf that leads to a hidden passage when you pull a hidden lever. Consider your money spent
Stealth – Has gotten better.
Swimming Pool In Tokyo – But where is the water?
Discovery – A company that will go to the ends of the World for its people will find it can hire them for about 10%
First People In The US? – Last to get their rights.
Anger – People are too soft these days the other day I was telling a few ‘yo mama’ jokes when suddenly I start getting called
Some People – Need a high five … in the face … with a chair.
Three People – Can keep a secret if you get rid of two of them.
People – “To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.” (Douglas Adams)
Sweet Innocence – She’s been on more laps than a restaurant napkin.
When The Earth Turns To Black From Greed – When the last drop of water has been spent.They will stop when it’s too late.
Illegal Immigration – I heard of a wall that kept out illegal guests before. Where was it again? Oh, forget it.
Consumerism – We buy stuff we don’t need, with money that we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.
Proverb – Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don’t.
That Gandhi – What a smartypants!
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS – When they disappear, It’s suddenly a much brighter day.
NO NEED – CTRL + ALT + DEL works just as well.
Boring People – There’s no such thing. Really, they’re just a different kind of weird than you are.
JERSEY SHORE – Cast of Jersey shore seen here posing with Gene Wilder.
Insignificant – I may not seem like much to the outside observer, but to people who know me well I seem like even less.