Crowd Surfing – You’re doing it right!
Aspirations – She wanted to be famous when she grew up. Be careful what you wish for.
Dear Rich Bastard – Unless you have a bookshelf that leads to a hidden passage when you pull a hidden lever. Consider your money spent
Discovery – A company that will go to the ends of the World for its people will find it can hire them for about 10%
Anger – People are too soft these days the other day I was telling a few ‘yo mama’ jokes when suddenly I start getting called
People – “To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.” (Douglas Adams)
When The Earth Turns To Black From Greed – When the last drop of water has been spent.They will stop when it’s too late.
Illegal Immigration – I heard of a wall that kept out illegal guests before. Where was it again? Oh, forget it.
Consumerism – We buy stuff we don’t need, with money that we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE CLOUDS – When they disappear, It’s suddenly a much brighter day.
Boring People – There’s no such thing. Really, they’re just a different kind of weird than you are.
Insignificant – I may not seem like much to the outside observer, but to people who know me well I seem like even less.