This is Why – People hunt duck with shotguns.
Halloween Party – Sexy costumes, lots of candy, yes, it is better than Christmas.
Congratulations – You might think that your “victory” over erectile dysfunction is just between you and your wife, but your wife probably has other ideas
Octoberfest – In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.
The Best Thing – About drinking is we have something to blame everything on.
Party Tricks – I swallow two pieces of string. A couple of hours later, I pull them out of my ass tied together. No really,