Motorcycles – The brand is not important,the fact that you ride is.
Living – Consists of 90% luck and 10% skill, But I still wouldn’t attempt it without the 10%…
Good Times – Remember when motorcycles were dangerous and s** was safe.
Imitation – Crotch rockets may resemble fighter jets, but their ejection mechanism is far less graceful.
Fan Boys – Seriously, If I hear anything about missing droids, I’m going to set my phaser to kill.
Reverse Biking – Like regular biking, except the bike rides your a**
DRIVER MUST WEAR HELMET – You kids are on your own.
Protection – Wouldn’t want him to swallow a bug!
Blitzkrieg – When you only stop for kittens.
Four Words – Wool on his zipper.
Surfing – You’re doing it wrong.
Female Riders – Making rashed bikes and torn leathers look sexy.