People Who Tell Me – To live life to the fullest, have obviously never seen my paycheck.
Childhood Memories – Cost of new furniture – $5000. The money you lost by not going to work for 2 weeks – $2000. Never being
Grand Theft – Give a man a gun, and he’ll rob a bank, give a man a bank, and he’ll rob the world.
Exaggerations – Sleeping with the fishes. Not as bad as previously advertised.
Just Think – We used to complain about these gas prices!
Destiny – No matter which cards you have been dealt in the end the pussy gets the money.
Divorce – Instead of getting married, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a house.
I Recently Learned – That the poor people would like some healthcare. Why on earth would poor people want to live longer?
Love Is Blind – Not entirely money-blind, though.
Cash Problems – I can buy love any time. What I can’t buy is happiness, At least not after the first hour.
Wealth – Accumulating great wealth is not difficult. You buy people for what they’re really worth and then you sell them for what they think
RETIREMENT – How are you planning for yours ?
How To Please A Woman – With 3 1/2 inches.
50 Cent – Only worth 0.337 euro.
Materialism – Spending money you don’t have, on crap you don’t need.
Distractions – Sometimes there are ulterior motives involved.