Kool Aid – Wrong answer Jerome.
Test Questions – No matter how hard the test, the answer is always a whale.
Mathematics – Can demotivate.
Math – 17+17=34 That’s legal.
And Now – I’ll teach you how to count to two.
And There Was Light – And it was good.
Alone – In the Arithmetic Of Love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
Dear Math – Stop asking us to find your X. She’s not coming back and don’t ask Y either.
E=mc² – Relative to this space at this point in time.
Math – If there’s one thing it’s tought me it’s that if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and flies like a
Screw This – I am going to run for public office.
Knowledge Is Power – The power to make other people feel stupid.
EPIC MATH FAILS OF HISTORY – OK well at least I’m smarter than that 5th grader.
MATHEMATICS – You can’t argue with it.