I Will Find You – And will marry you.
Beauty And The Beast – Everyone has his own understanding of it.
Centaurs – They need love too.
This Is Why – Married women keep their maiden names.
For The Worst – Of marriages.
Stable – A pimp whit just one horse is just another married man.
The Six Phases Of Real Love
Marriage Is Give And Take – She wanted a big church wedding. He wanted a motel with a vibrating bed.
Marriage – Is like fortress under siege. Those from outside are trying to get in, and those from inside are trying to get out…
Marriage It Is All About Love – Not religion, social norms or gender.
Love Is Blind – But marriage is a real eye-opener.
Marriage & Banks – They both carry penalties for early withdrawal and depositing in another account.
Husband Daycare – Seems Legit.
Chance Of A Man Winning An Argument – Zero.
I Don’t Always Sleep With Married Women – But when I do, I prefer your wife. Stay thirsty, my friends.
Marriage Is A Battle – The only way you lose is if you give up.
Psychology – I was recently asked if I had any psychological problems? I replied, ” No I divorced her 12 years ago. “
It’s So Simple – If love means never having to say you’re sorry, and divorce can be caused by never saying you’re sorry, then that
Commitment – Despite what everyone says, you know better.
Entering Hell – It was in that moment i realized, the devil wears white.
Marriage – It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Divorce – Instead of getting married, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a house.
Morning Sickness – Don’t worry, it will pass as soon as the tool hits the door.
Love Is Friendship Caught On Fire – Marriage comes with a bucket of water.
Bigamy – Is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Marriage – Sometimes is love and sometimes is just like being stuck together in a narrow space.