Macbook – For some it’s a fairy tale, to others a poisoned apple.
Babysitting – Like a pro.
The Youth Of Today – They know how to play.
Hey Charlie – I see what you saw there.
Come Prepared – It’s almost impossible to prepare too much.
Hi I’m Mouse – I would like to invite you for dinner.
Staring Contest – You Know Who Will Win.
I Love Computers – Except when they freeze. And crash. And lose data. And get a virus. And not run programs. And lose internet connection…
Lonely – Life has many comforting facts like the screen never hugging back.
Computers – They make difficult tasks easy, but easy tasks difficult.
Telecommuting – Bathing and getting dressed just get in the way of being productive.
Revenge – For all those times it crashed before you saved your document.
Computer Crash – Can’t respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.
Work From Home – The illusion that watching adult material all day will get junior into college.
2.4 GHz Celeron – It’s warm.
The Internet – Look hard enough, and you’ll find your mom naked.
It’s Finished – I will call it Windows 7 !!
State Of The Art – iPod – You are doing it wrong.