Daddy – He used to play with me, he used to love me. Mommy says that he went to heaven. But I don’t care, I
No Refunds – No exchanges, either.
Willlburrrr – I know there’s one more piece of apple in there somewhere.
Just Because – You fill the boots, doesn’t mean you’ll be able to walk in them.
Though Childhood – So I hear you didn’t have a game-boy as a kid. I always wondered what first world problems looked like.
The Straight Man – Gets laughs, even wearing a tux.
The Secret We All Know – Everything is fine, no one is happy.
Innocence – All things truly wicked start from innocence… …And she knows it.
Wet T-Shirt Contest – You lose.
There Are – Very few issues that a good sword fight can’t settle.
Curiosity Kids – Revealed the pussycat.
EVERY YEAR – through no fault of their own, millions of children are born with ginger hair. But with your help, we can find a
THE HORSE WHISPERER – Whispers
PROOF THAT SATAN IS A GINGER – Need I say it more clearly?
Your Best Friend – Maybe one day you’ll forget him, but he’ll never forget you.
Well… That’s the circle of life bro.
Jersy Shore – How it began.
TELLING HER TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH Make sure you can take her first…
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES – IT’S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!
C H I L D R E N – You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and
Ninja Kitten – Striking fear into the hearts of children.
TOUGH CHILDHOOD? – I’m afraid growing up won’t be any easier.
PARENTAL TIP #666 – There are some books that your toddler should not be exposed to at such an early age.
The Internet – Look hard enough, and you’ll find your mom naked.
Children – What a waste of space.
Snake Cleaning – Always best to use a hard bristle brush to wash of the old scales.