Work From Home – The illusion that watching adult material all day will get junior into college.
Job Qualifications – Up and dressed doesn’t count.
Procrastination – The more things you put off doing, the less things you have to fail at.
CATCH 22 – To get a job you need experience, To get experience you need a job.
Fun Job – I hope the cow is smiling as much as she is.
Lesbian T.S.A. Agent – My dream job.
Serve Your Country – But choose wisely 😉
Dream Job – When you just know what do you want to do in your life.
This Man Has – The greatest job in the world.
Common Sense – Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.