The Internet – I used to think my family was weird. Then I got the internet.
The Red Pill – Tell me why would you take a pill from some old guy you just met on the internet?
The Trouble With Internet Quotes – Is you never know if they are genuine or not. – Alexander Graham Bell –
Wal-Mart… Always The Low-Price Leader – Wal-Mart… destroying America one small business at a time.
Internet Dating – How many times are you gonna ask to see my webcam. I told you about umpteen times it’s not working. brb.
Windows is shutting down – This moment always reminds me what I forgot to do.