Telepathy – I am reading your mind right now… Your are not thinking about my smile.
Remember – There is no good answer to do these jeans make me look fat?
Business Traveler – I wonder if I could pull off pretending to be a chauffeur?
Imagination – Use it.
Supergirl – Admit it. You’d burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you.
Telepathy – The ability to read a guy’s mind.
Masks – Shame occurs when you haven’t been able to get away with the “who” you want people to think you are.
Personality Disorder – If has to happen, I hope the one behind to be the dominant.
Shortcuts – You might not always get there faster but sometimes a well planned shortcut can make your journey just a little bit more enjoyable.
Who Loves Me – Loves me as I am. But it’s always someone that I don’t love…
Turkey – This is the version some would prefer at Thanksgiving – Miss Turkey 2010.
Save Your Breath – You couldn’t handle me if I came with instructions.
The U.S. Navy – Is the envy of every other Navy in the world. They don’t want to be like us – they want to
Good Friends – Don’t let you do stupid things alone.
Grades Don’t Make The Graduate – Sometimes achieving a DD is far more impressive then any single A+.
Hot Gamer Girls – Yes we do exist. So make your own d*mn sammich boys. I’m busy pwning noobs and getting free stuff from flirting.
Hit The Beach – It’s where we try to keep the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies and the sand out of
Flexible – A band of the knee, now you look at me, a twist of the waist, all man make haste, a curve of the
Totally Unrealistic – Superwoman wouldn’t need glasses …
Team Hot Wheels – The fun never ends.
A Foolish Man – Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.
High Heels – It’s that easy to feel ladylike.
A Girl’s Legs Are Her Best Friends – But all best friends must part eventually.
2012 Olympics – Meanwhile in Belgium the synchronized swimming team believes practice makes perfect.
Beautiful Skin – I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?
Not A Tease – I’m just a reminder of what you can’t have!