Awesome Cat – And yes, he knows he’s awesome.
Short Hair – They say less isn’t always more, but I’m not complaining.
Anime Hair – This is how people would react if you tried it in real life.
Individuality – Because the rest of the world can just kiss your a$$.
A Girl’s Legs Are Her Best Friends – But all best friends must part eventually.
No Your Face Is Beautiful – But I think you should really consider double bagging that personality.
EVERY YEAR – through no fault of their own, millions of children are born with ginger hair. But with your help, we can find a
PROOF THAT SATAN IS A GINGER – Need I say it more clearly?
I DROPPED MY LAPTOP IN THE OCEAN Now there’s a Dell rolling in the deep
Sonic The Hedgehog – Metal version.
90 PEOPLE – have swine flu and everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS, and nobody wants to wear a condom.
Play Dumb – If she looks too young..just assume she is 18.
Can You Spot The Dog ? – We can’t either.
Creativity – If life gives you no money for hats, make a fro – hat.
Attention – It’s amazing how far some people will go to get it.