There You Are – O_o cat.
Lab-coat Kanu. My prayers were answered.
Beers Goggles – Fat people love’ em.
Stereo Types – Intelligent people know that intelligence and glasses are unrelated.
Intelligence – Just add glasses.
Best Rack – Seriously, it’s quite effective.
Altitude – Can’t fly first class whit coach tickets.
New 3D Glasses – Special for Titanic 3D.
Cheers – You’re doing it wrong.
The Rat Pack – They invented cool …
Dear Math – Stop asking us to find your X. She’s not coming back and don’t ask Y either.
Rumors? Impressive b#@ch. At least your spreading something other than your legs.
As We Get Older – We need glasses…
Nerds – Starting a conversation with a beautiful woman is really hard. Explaining why you’re in there closet is even harder.
3D Nerd – Demotivational Poster