Lara Croft Reboot – Just like married men leaving their spouse for a younger woman.
Dating A Mom – Like continuing from someone else’s saved game.
MMORPG – Many men online role playing as girls.
Irony – Playing “Risk” in Afghanistan.
Zerg Rush – This is the true face of Starcraft.
Through The Eluvian – Merrill looked different.
Hope – Because she just might want to hear about your 12th level Paladin.
Wanna Play With Me – Oh My God, Yes!
Call Of Duty – It’s more then just a game..
Happiness – Is a man, a woman, and a bounce castle.
Girls And Gaming – They may not know what they’re doing But really, who’s complaining?
Life – You belive this is a game, and you may be right. But if you think you can play it better than me, think
Sudoku – For when you’re bored of life and are pretty much just waiting for the end.
Having No Life – Is better than a life without video games.
Lego Escher – Proof that some people have WAY too much time on their hands!
The Player’s Edge
Multitasking – Gamers do it all the time.
Call Of Duty M.W.3 – Why do they come out with a new game every years? It shouldn’t take them that long to copy/paste.
Battle Shots – Taking drinking games to a whole new level.
Hot Gamer Girls – Yes we do exist. So make your own d*mn sammich boys. I’m busy pwning noobs and getting free stuff from flirting.
The True Meaning Of Life 1. Eat 2. Avoid bad people 3. Jump to the next level.
The Hangover Games – Opening this weekend (again).
Battle Shots – Good idea though but still… Remember when people just went to bars?
Keeps Getting Harder – There is a reason why men happen to be natural at gaming and why women only like to play occasionally.
VIDEO GAME. – My Life Is Like A Video Game, I Lost The Game. Just Waiting For The Time To Run Out !
Diablo III Has Arrived – Well, few of you will understand…