Toilet Bowling – Much more fun than the regular one.
Britain’s Got Talent – It would be worth watching if these two were the judges.
OK OK OK Calm Down – This happened to my brother once in college. How many did you take, and what color were they.
Best Friends – Always there when needed… Like when that balloon absolutely positively cannot touch the floor or the whole world will blow up.
Just Because – You fill the boots, doesn’t mean you’ll be able to walk in them.
Growing Up – 5 years of complete dependency 13 more years of answering to authority, Another 30 years of “yes dear” and then the final