Just A Thought – Can you imagine how the TSA would react to this?
The New Testament – The book of Itsnotfair. Chapters 14-18 Found after 2000 years.
Remember Kids – A guy in a jet will always beat a guy on a camel.
Sometimes – I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg.
Suicide Bomber Instructor Say – Now pay attention! I’m only going to show this once!
Impatient Chick – Once they crack, they take off…
It Was Not – A joyful day when Sean found out he would now be bottle-fed.
Nobody Listens To Me – Until I fart…
Mother Nature – Shes got ghetto booty.
Surrender – At fifteen life had taught me undeniably that surrender, in its place,was as honorable as resistance,especially if one had no choice.
Neighbor Annoying You? – How to get them to stop for good.
Fire Alarm – When it starts popping, time to get hopping.
Staring Contest – You Know Who Will Win.
Wazup – Dude, Call me later, my mums just being awkward!
Cheese – Just make sure to get my good side mom!
Dun Look At Me Like That – It be cold…so I goes and finds warmth.
Sixth Sense – Brake!! Bit*h….is….not…..gonna…. brake!
Smile – For The Camera
Chance Of A Man Winning An Argument – Zero.
Pwned – When you are owned and powerless to do anything about it. Just deal with it.
Pranks – Hilarious when they don’t happen to you.
Don’t Scare Me – I poop very easily.
Got Laid – You get what you deserve.
Criminals – Break the rules one stinking time and they never ever let you forget it.
Jack Daniels – A weapon of mass destruction since 1846.
Three Time Loser’s Universal Remote – Billed to his “man card”.