Redneck Seafood – Mmmmm… Tasty
Unfortunately – My daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my own chewing.
Diet – The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.
Fact: Life Must Consume Life… To Sustain Life… – And to all my vegetarian friends… I’d like to point out… my dinner… pooped on your
Meat – If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it’s dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt.