Redneck Seafood – Mmmmm… Tasty
Medium Or Well Done – How would you like your burger?
That’s So Romantic – Now go make me a sandwich!
Ask For What You Want – The worst you can get is “no”.
Ninja Food – Always popping up where you didn’t expect them…
Take What Is Yours – Don’t let others steal what you worked so hard for.
Former Enemies – Unite in a common goal.
Soviet Engineering – With versatility in mind.
All Mushrooms Are Edible – Some only once.
Making Spaghetti – Stay hungry, if you don’t like it.
Bacon Manwich – Added the lettuce for health reasons.
Exotic Food – Sometimes there’s a surprise ending.
Cultural Difference – Raw fish and rice never looked so good.
Unfortunately – My daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my own chewing.
Mushrooms – All can be eaten, but some of them only once in a lifetime…
Bowl Of Soup – Life is like a bowl of soup, If you’re hot you’ll get blown.
Bacon – A synonym for happiness.
Diet – The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.
Diversity – With GM technology, nothing is impossible.
Fact: Life Must Consume Life… To Sustain Life… – And to all my vegetarian friends… I’d like to point out… my dinner… pooped on your
Meditative Meals – mmmmm… feel the cow, be the cow, eat the cow, poop the cow.
Meat – If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it’s dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt.
Pork Chops – They are like meat curtains on a fat chick.
Patience – Rewards come only at the end.
Animals – If we’re not supposed to eat them, Why are they made out of food?
Heaven – This must be what it’s like…