OMGWTFBBQ – Yes, it’s that cold.
Burning Bush – Bible belt all the way.
Well Played – You set neighbor’s house on fire, then, one by one, distract the firefighters with snacks
Did You Know That – 80% of body heat is lost through your head?
Gas Pedal – Found it!
The Four Elements – Earth, air, fire and water. The best mother nature has to offer …
Fire Alarm – When it starts popping, time to get hopping.
It’s Beginning – To look a lot like Christmas.
My Friend Said His Day Couldn’t Get Any Worse – So I prove him wrong.
Fire Safety – Recent fire safety commercials say that I should know my escape plan backwards, out hell the get, job done.
Payday – Parties. Clubs. Cinema. Alcohol. I’ve got money to burn. Oh snap! Forgot my bills again.
Realization – When all your dreams go up in smoke, just remember who it was that lit the fire.
Choice – It is better to choose to be bad, than forced to be good.
Team Hot Wheels – The fun never ends.
Flamethrower – The very existence of Flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, – you know, I want to set those people over
This Little Light Of Mine – I’m gonna let it shine.
ADDICTION – Because Tweeting it is more important than your life.
THE CHURCH – Who says it can’t enlighten ?
Napalm – Light a fire for a man, and you’ll keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire, you’ll keep him warm
Keep A Fire – Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion, You must first set yourself on fire.
Because When You Gotta Go – Nothing else matters.
I HATE BEING BI-POLAR – It’s totally awesome !
In Case Of Fire – You are destined to burn.
ADD – The fire’s over there.
Cavemen – Posted things on walls before it was cool.
Zen Teachings: If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.