Anorexia – I beat it, you can too.
18 Whopper Combo’s – And a diet coke…
Thug Life – Not quite how I remember.
Dedication – Visualize your dreams and make them happen.
Basketball – This one needs more air.
Combat Arms Romances – This is what the “hot chick” you’ve been mackin on in game really looks like.
My Question Is… Is there a crack on that bench?
Now Loading – Please wait… 85%
Step Away From My Fridge – I’m not kidding mo Fo.
Money – It explains a lot of things.
Beer – It does a body good.
Six Packs-Beer Style – I’m on diet, redneck style.
Inferiority Complex – No one can make you feel inferior without your consent… You pathetic submissive losers
Obesity Rating – From Morbidly to obscene there’s a fine line. A very fi….well there’s a line.
Spider-Man – Looks like the only thing he has been fighting lately is the urge to get off the couch.
Ladies’ Attention – Harder to get everyday
If You Don’t Eat Your Meat – You can’t have any pudding.
Perfect Tan – The umbrella was in the way, so I ate it.
Americans – Double cheeseburger, large fry and a diet coke.
Once Upon A Time – Stockholm Syndrome.
FAST FOOD APOCALYPSE – And you wonder why we are doomed.
YOU ARE NOT FAT – You’re just a little short for your weight …
Why Gabe Made STEAM
White Snorlax – It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You balck out.
Jared – Going back in time to start the subway diet.
Online Gaming World – Creating a better life for fat rednecks since WOW!