Halloween – Better Than Christmas
Bluetooth Fashion – 3rd World Edition.
The Fashion Gods – Frown upon you.
Trends – Less clothes, more hair decor.
Fashion Haircut – Top for today!
Type Moon – Home of the fabulous.
The Saudi Bikini Team – I still think the Swedish team is better..
Individuality – Because the rest of the world can just kiss your a$$.
Good Old Fashioned Values – That’s right honey, dreams, goals and education are Satan’s way of distracting you from being a good wife.
Certainty Principle – The certainty that you are about to make an incredibly stupid and embarrassing mistake is directly proportional to the total importance of
Vintage – Presently, we own the fastest computers and wear the most fashionable clothes.
Duct Tape – With enough beer, it can become clothing!
Five Of A Kind – Time to charge up the video camera!!!
Wearing Pants – You’re doing it wrong.
Fashionable Hat – You are doing it wrong.
Absolute Proof – My owner is an idiot.