Facebook Model – You’re not one just because you post 500 pictures of yourself.
Tragic – This poor child does not own a computer and has never experienced the joy of being on Facebook.
I Have a Life Outside Of Facebook – But I don’t remember the password for it.
Facebook – Saving unhappy couples the cost of a private investigator since 2004.
Facebook Barbie – Looks are deceiving, she is still using that photo of her from ten years ago.
IT’S SIMPLE – Have a car as your Facebook profile picture, I am going to assume you love cars. Have a s**tty Facebook profile picture,
Facebook Photo – Make sure you’re little brother isn’t on the can before you take the picture.