Thinking – Makes me poop.
Two Faced – I smile when I’m happy. I smile more when I’m sad.
Trust Issues – I’m not saying I have trust issues… …Because you’ll just tell everybody.
Hemorrhoids – It’s easier to smile even if you’re hurting inside, than to explain to the world why you’re sad.
Citizens – Should not fear their government, this will be enforced.
Illusion – Can be accomplished by magicians, sorcerers and gay makeup artists.
SILENCE IS GOLDEN – This better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
I’M NOT SURE – What kind of swallow is that?
Fried Chicken Smell – Detected.
Women – They’re good for 70 things: sandwich and 69.
Blue Tongue – Related to blue balls? Just a question…
Chinception – A chin within a chin.
Get Out – Of my facebook picture!
ALABAMA GRADUATION DAY: When you can finally count your tooth, without using your fingers.