Thinking – Makes me poop.
Trust Issues – I’m not saying I have trust issues… …Because you’ll just tell everybody.
Hemorrhoids – It’s easier to smile even if you’re hurting inside, than to explain to the world why you’re sad.
SILENCE IS GOLDEN – This better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
ALABAMA GRADUATION DAY: When you can finally count your tooth, without using your fingers.