Facebook Model – You’re not one just because you post 500 pictures of yourself.
Money Shot – It’s all fun until she gets shot in the eye…
Are You Always This Stupid – Or are you making an extra effort today?
Hulk And Two-Face – They made you sexier then ever.
Fish Faces – Because duck faces are too mainstream.
Butter-face – Everything looks good, but her face.
Options – Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Duct Tape – Worst possible way to hide your face during a robbery.
Duckface lvl 5000
Trooll Face – You don’t have one? Maybe you should check the mirror!
Magnum Trojan – Yes, that’s the face you’ll be making later.
Face Recognition – 49% different is a lot.
Insanity – When talking To yourself, becomes so loud that it disturbs the others…
Out Sick – Sorry I can’t come to work today, I have a cold. …case of beer in my fridge.
Frowning – It takes less muscles to smile than it does to frown. But I think I’ll keep frowning… I need the exercise.
Baby Ducks – The only time when duck face can be considered cute.
Questions – We all ask: Who am I? Why am I here? Is there a higher purpose? I’m not impatient, but… Shouldn’t I have some
Dissent – It’s hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.
Car Jacking Gone Wrong – Wonder if he is rethinking that idea of maybe I should jack a car from a professional MMA fighter?
Mirrors Can Lie – They don’t show you what’s on the inside.
Moron – Like a regular stupid person just with more on.
Fun Facts – You didn’t know this man had a daughter until you dated her and broke her heart.
A Foolish Man – Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.
Rationalization – I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I’m perfect.
No Your Face Is Beautiful – But I think you should really consider double bagging that personality.
Therapy Helps – But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying …