Facebook Model – You’re not one just because you post 500 pictures of yourself.
Insanity – When talking To yourself, becomes so loud that it disturbs the others…
Frowning – It takes less muscles to smile than it does to frown. But I think I’ll keep frowning… I need the exercise.
Questions – We all ask: Who am I? Why am I here? Is there a higher purpose? I’m not impatient, but… Shouldn’t I have some
Dissent – It’s hard to accept the truth when the lies were exactly what you wanted to hear.
Car Jacking Gone Wrong – Wonder if he is rethinking that idea of maybe I should jack a car from a professional MMA fighter?
Fun Facts – You didn’t know this man had a daughter until you dated her and broke her heart.
A Foolish Man – Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.
No Your Face Is Beautiful – But I think you should really consider double bagging that personality.