Paranoia – Doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
Best Friends – Always there when needed… Like when that balloon absolutely positively cannot touch the floor or the whole world will blow up.
Dog -The sure bet to get the ladies’ attention when your looks won’t pull it off.
Introspection: I hold a couple of grudges, could have had a couple of touches, If I hadn’t had a couple of crutches.
Her Steed: Just because it’s bigger doesn’t always make it more likable. Most of the time it does, but not all the time. After all,