Wingman – Mission accomplished.
After Many Years – All relationship change.
My Wife Believes – She is a better driver, I let our dog decide.
His Hand Is On My Knee – While he’s talking to his wife.
Rough Riders – Maybe we should try another brand of condoms next time.
Remember: It’s like looking into the sun. You’re not supposed to stare at it.
Aren’t You Sweet.. You look good enough to eat.
So That’s – The kind of pearl necklace you wanted.
Ogre Love – It’s a beautiful thing.
Annoyance – Is not being able to finish the level… and knowing who’s responsible.
Sandwiches – very tasty when meat is surround by delicious buns.
True Friends – Sticking with you through good times and bad.
The Gift Of Giving – I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give
Facebook – Saving unhappy couples the cost of a private investigator since 2004.
Single – It’s better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
Warm Hearts – Cold feet.
E-HARMONY – 6 Million Couples & Counting
Dog -The sure bet to get the ladies’ attention when your looks won’t pull it off.