Truth About McDonald’s.
Overkill – Ladies, the type of guys who attend Cons don’t need any provocation to stare slack-jawed at the opposite sex. Costumes are overkill. Cleavage
Super Powers Hero Can give you a woody faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive.
Time Travel – Please tell me it exists, because I need to go back and never look at this s**t again.
Spider-Man – Looks like the only thing he has been fighting lately is the urge to get off the couch.