Rough Riders – Maybe we should try another brand of condoms next time.
Ginger Protection Mode – Enabled.
Ballons – You’re doing it wrong.
Magnum Trojan – Yes, that’s the face you’ll be making later.
Here’s A Condom – I figured since your acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one.
Sponsorship – When it gets to something like this you know it is bad.
Catholic Condoms – In case the picture of Jesus on the nightstand doesn’t break the deal.
KEEPING THE FORCE WITH YOU – For when the Hand Solo won’t do..
Pure Stupidity – This is why the human race is doomed.
Condom Within A Condom – Contraception