Rack Space – They really are a bunch of servers stacked one on top of the other.
Filters – Because some search results are not safe for work.
Revenge – For all those times it crashed before you saved your document.
LOGIC – It just never ends with the s**es…
Old Age – Is like flying through a storm, once you’re aboard, there’s nothing you can do.
Backup – There are only two types of hard drives-the ones that have failed and the ones that will fail.
The Computer – It’s homo’s devil machine.
Uninstall – Actually… f*** that, just format.
Windows – Even microsoft hates it.
512mb Of Ram – Yeah boiiiii
Computer Addicts – Never die, they just go offline.
Horrible – Her computer desktop is a complete mess.
Laptop – 1990 Style.
Internet Dating – How many times are you gonna ask to see my webcam. I told you about umpteen times it’s not working. brb.
Improvisation – Because, damnit, there’s always room for one more.
Training To Be A Man – You’re doing it right.
Windows is shutting down – This moment always reminds me what I forgot to do.
Blogging – We are going to need more monkeys