Rack Space – They really are a bunch of servers stacked one on top of the other.
Old Age – Is like flying through a storm, once you’re aboard, there’s nothing you can do.
Backup – There are only two types of hard drives-the ones that have failed and the ones that will fail.
Internet Dating – How many times are you gonna ask to see my webcam. I told you about umpteen times it’s not working. brb.
Windows is shutting down – This moment always reminds me what I forgot to do.