Power Of Chuck Norris – This guy may have it.
Clint Eastwood – The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.
CHUCK NORRIS – Has beat the s**t out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a
Chuck Norris – When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a Zombie, he doesn’t turn into a Zombie. The Zombie turns into Chuck Norris.