The Tiny Black Ninja – Watch out I go kung fu on yo a*s… I kills you!!!
Family – The more we are together, the more sure I am that I am adopted.
Spiders – I hate spiders.
You Will Bring Me – A shrubbery.
Computer Crash – Can’t respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.
Curiosity Killed The Cat – Good boy curiosity…. Good boy!!!
Box Cat – you make him scared.
YOU DO REALIZE – That this means war.
Drinking – Take your lips off the faucet and admit you have a problem.
Office Presentation – Brought to you by meowerpoint.
Ninja Kitten – Striking fear into the hearts of children.
Cat Baths – Creative suicide for cat owners.
All I Wanted Was The Cat – Send the other one back.
2.4 GHz Celeron – It’s warm.
Your Mom – I just saw her. Not a pretty sight!
Ambush – Attacking when and where they least expect it.
What Has Been Seen – Cannot be unseen.
Pickup Artist – Look babe, my tree is just over there. Let’s say we hang out…
Cat Fu – HD Advancement at it’s most lethal.
Overconfidence – This is going to end in disaster, and you have no one to blame but yourself.
Tiny Cat – The cutest motherfucker you’ll ever see.
Did You – Eat mah cheezeburgerz?
Zombie Cat – He cannot be contained.
Christmas Spirit -I has it.
This Cat – Is going to f*** somebody up.
Serious Cat – This is serious business, Srsly.