She Left – Don’t Worry. There’s lots of fish in the sea.
Shoryuken – → ↓ ← + punch
Suicide Bomber Instructor Say – Now pay attention! I’m only going to show this once!
Sharing – When your friend need a hug.
Staring Contest – You Know Who Will Win.
50 Shades Of Play – Don’t hurt me! I’m too innocent for literary reinactments.
Curiosity Killed The Cat – But satisfaction brought it back.
Monkey Love – It might be strange but its life.
David Bowie – David Bowies Cat
Sushi – Tastes just like chicken. Only wetter.
Pwned – When you are owned and powerless to do anything about it. Just deal with it.
Don’t Scare Me – I poop very easily.
The Cat – Its eyes are windows to your soul and it can see your aura, It knows when you’re happy, troubled or hungry, when
Companionship – For every woman who gets married, there is a cat somewhere who feels like a failure. Briefly.
Boredom – I should never have killed that mouse so quickly.
Be Bold – You’re already screwed. Flaunt it and keep yourself entertained.
Hang In There – Sometimes it not about what makes you happy, It’s about pissing everybody else off.
2 Minds – Dream alike till they wake up and the cartoon begins.
Hitler Kitty – We must find and eliminate all mice.
Alien Abduction – Brain suck replaces anal probe.
Think Outside The Box – So I can finish my nap.
Imagine That ! – Chuck Norris has a cat!
It’s Not Whether You Win Or Lose – It’s how you play the game. Sure it is.
Destiny – No matter which cards you have been dealt in the end the pussy gets the money.
Don’t Judge Me – I’ll crap in your shoe.
Hands Up Kitty – The fur or your life !