Command – Every army must have a great leader, but only the greatest army has Miku.
Size – Yes it does matter.
Meanwhile In Texas – Jingle bells, shotgun shells.
Duality – Peaceful till pissed.
The Metric System – Did not catch on in the US, unless you count the popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
Variety – It’s the spice of life… and death.
Internet – After a lonely day with his favorite “site” Steve’s room looks pretty messy.
Bigger – Is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive.
The Pen – Definitely mightier than the sword.
Baby With A Shotgun – Just try to take my candy dirt bag.
Balls – If you had them you would have enlisted.
Support Our Troops – Seriously. They need help. Mental help.