Bravery – Give the guy (on the right) a Medal.
Behavior – Never be the thing people remember most about the wedding.
Moments – Note to self: Next time forgot to send Joe the invite to a family.
Originality – Not a lot of people get to spend their wedding night in jail.
Hiccups – There’s no such thing as a perfect wedding day.
Beauty And The Beast – Everyone has his own understanding of it.
Centaurs – They need love too.
The Wedding Photo – That will never be in their wedding album!
A Good Photographer – Knows how to create a composition.
Build A Bridge – And jump over it.
Marriage Is Give And Take – She wanted a big church wedding. He wanted a motel with a vibrating bed.
Memories – Don’t dwell on your past mistakes. There’s no sense in both of you doing it.
Commitment – You already stepped over the wrong starting line, might as well finish the race in 1st place.
Always – Have your lead mechanic give the old engine a once over before the big race.
Grades Don’t Make The Graduate – Sometimes achieving a DD is far more impressive then any single A+.
Entering Hell – It was in that moment i realized, the devil wears white.
Marriage – It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Mail Order Bride From Asia – Next time, make sure you mention female and human.
Clarity – The moment you realize she’ll end up looking like her mother.
Clarity – The moment you realise you’ve ruined your life.
THE KEEPER – Mess her head up before you mess her bed up and she will never be fed up.
WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MAN – Never compromise your standards. Because you deserve nothing but the best.