Bravery – Give the guy (on the right) a Medal.
Behavior – Never be the thing people remember most about the wedding.
Moments – Note to self: Next time forgot to send Joe the invite to a family.
Originality – Not a lot of people get to spend their wedding night in jail.
Hiccups – There’s no such thing as a perfect wedding day.
Beauty And The Beast –Â Everyone has his own understanding of it.
Centaurs – They need love too.
The Wedding Photo – That will never be in their wedding album!
A Good Photographer – Knows how to create a composition.
Build A Bridge – And jump over it.
Marriage Is Give And Take – She wanted a big church wedding. He wanted a motel with a vibrating bed.
Memories – Don’t dwell on your past mistakes. There’s no sense in both of you doing it.
Commitment – You already stepped over the wrong starting line, might as well finish the race in 1st place.
Always – Have your lead mechanic give the old engine a once over before the big race.
Grades Don’t Make The Graduate – Sometimes achieving a DD is far more impressive then any single A+.
Entering Hell – It was in that moment i realized, the devil wears white.
Marriage –Â It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Mail Order Bride From Asia –Â Next time, make sure you mention female and human.
Clarity – The moment you realize she’ll end up looking like her mother.
Clarity – The moment you realise you’ve ruined your life.
THE KEEPER – Mess her head up before you mess her bed up and she will never be fed up.
WAITING FOR THE PERFECT MAN – Never compromise your standards. Because you deserve nothing but the best.