Free Seats – I think I’m in the wrong Bus.
Out Sourcing – You know it’s gotten out of hand when your call to the suicide help line is answered by someone with a heavy
Suicide Bomber Instructor Say – Now pay attention! I’m only going to show this once!
In Case Of Nuclear Attack – The safest place for protection from, the blast, the heat and the radiation is under your wooden school desk.
Rules Of Engagement The TV show the drone pilot is watching on his other monitor.
Napalm – Light a fire for a man, and you’ll keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire, you’ll keep him warm
Bomb Squad Prank – You know after he’s done shitting himself, he’s going to beat the shit out you.