Male Optical Illusion – Stare at the picture for about 30 seconds and a beach will begin to appear.
Bikinis – Some men may ask, ‘why are women embarrassed to be seen in their underwear, but have no problem being seen in bikinis?’ These
E=mc² – Relative to this space at this point in time.
Who Loves Me – Loves me as I am. But it’s always someone that I don’t love…
Turkey – This is the version some would prefer at Thanksgiving – Miss Turkey 2010.
Sweet Innocence – She’s been on more laps than a restaurant napkin.
Bad Habits – Bad habits are like a beautiful woman, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
Alcohol – Because no great story ever began with anyone eating a salad.
No Grandma No – I will not eat your candy!
Internet Dating Tip #2 – Even though you are only seeing stars, sometimes there is a lot of sh*t behind a cute smile, that, my
Be Miserable Or Motivate Yourself : Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
Chicks In Combat – Welcome to Buds, now make me a sammich.
Australia Day – Like we need an excuse to get drunk.
Whale Watcher – Step aside Moby. A greater catch approaches.
A Stiff Rod – Imperative for a great day of fishing !
Love Is Blind – Not entirely money-blind, though.
INNER BEAUTY – Always better in a bikini.
I’ve Been Bad – And I’ve been good. Bad is better.
ALCOHOL – Drink until she’s cute, stop before the wedding.
Yes Son – Those are definitely the droids we’re looking for.
Dress Code – Sorry ladies, those tops don’t match your bottoms. I’m afraid you’ll have to take them off.
A Wasted Trip – Because you spent a lot of money of fly to Hawaii to see the surfers, and you missed it because of
Love Overwhelms Hate – He hates loneliness, she hates poverty.
I Deserve – Whatever punishment is coming my way and if it involves restraints and a whip, so be it.
Perfect Tan – The umbrella was in the way, so I ate it.
Illustration – Let’s be honest: A beautiful mind like yours doesn’t need a text every time.