Male Optical Illusion – Stare at the picture for about 30 seconds and a beach will begin to appear.
Bikinis – Some men may ask, ‘why are women embarrassed to be seen in their underwear, but have no problem being seen in bikinis?’ These
Bad Habits – Bad habits are like a beautiful woman, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
Internet Dating Tip #2 – Even though you are only seeing stars, sometimes there is a lot of sh*t behind a cute smile, that, my
Be Miserable Or Motivate Yourself : Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
Dress Code – Sorry ladies, those tops don’t match your bottoms. I’m afraid you’ll have to take them off.
A Wasted Trip – Because you spent a lot of money of fly to Hawaii to see the surfers, and you missed it because of
I Deserve – Whatever punishment is coming my way and if it involves restraints and a whip, so be it.
Illustration – Let’s be honest: A beautiful mind like yours doesn’t need a text every time.