Beer – Yeah, I didn’t see at first either.
Non Alcoholic Beer – It’s like going down on your cousin. Tastes the same, but still just ain’t right.
Beer Goggles – When you realize that girls get “beer goggles” too, you will get laid more. (Hint: buy her tequila shots)
Marketing Dress – The billboard might be pretty, but without prime real estate, you might as well sell to a bunch of cacti.
The Awkward Moment When You Have – An inexplicable urge to sheer for Germany.
Australiana – The world says “Australians drink too much” Australians say “They’re just jealous that they can’t keep up”