Abstinence Only – Your program has no chance against opponents like these.
Male Optical Illusion – Stare at the picture for about 30 seconds and a beach will begin to appear.
Wisdom – Being single doesn’t mean than you know nothing about love. Sometimes, being solo is wiser than being in a false relationship.
Alternatives – If you can’t afford a vacation, you can always drink until you don’t know where you are.
Hit The Beach – It’s where we try to keep the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies and the sand out of
Be Miserable Or Motivate Yourself : Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.
A Wasted Trip – Because you spent a lot of money of fly to Hawaii to see the surfers, and you missed it because of
I DON’T ALWAYS WORKOUT – But when I do, it’s in black, so it is like a funeral for my fat …