New Reality Show – How I Really Met Your Mother.
Australiana – The world says “Australians drink too much” Australians say “They’re just jealous that they can’t keep up”
Deception – People think that I’m quiet because I’m shy, but really I’ve been silently judging them from afar and determining that they’re all retards.
Drinking Problem – Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Watch Out – A recent study indicates that 23% of all traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused bt
Alcohol Is Poison – I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill …
It Was At That Moment – When I woke up and realized I had a serious drinking problem.
Any Drugs, Alcohol Or Weapons? – No thank you officer, we have everything we need.
The Best Thing – About drinking is we have something to blame everything on.
Opportunist – The one who drinks, while the optimist, the pessimist and the realist are arguing.
The Irish Cure For Everything – Consult with your physician to have your medications changed it may not make you better, but you’ll sure Feel